Friday, August 29, 2008

Miss Manners and horseplay

After observing the messy quarters of Prisoner X, Miss Manners asked the obvious question: Were you born in a BARN? Prisoner X answers: Why yes, in fact I was born in a barn.... wanna make something of it?

Meanwhile, Prisoner Y is busy playing one of his favorite games... Hide & Seek. Peekaboo! I can see you!

And here they are flipping for the alfalfa pile. Heads or Tails???

Thursday, August 28, 2008

...dust in the wind


I have no idea why this song makes me feel better, as it's a sort of melancholy song. Maybe because I like the band so much. For the last week, I seem to hear it at least once a day while I am driving my truck. I am sure it gets played all the time on the stations I listen to, and I just haven't paid attention. I guess I am just a little sensitive right now.

I am great at stuffing things. It is a good self defense mechanism. The only trouble with stuffing something is eventually the receptacle into which you have stuffed stuff gets overstuffed. I fear this is close to happening now. At least I will have a long weekend to get my shit together....


I close my eyes

Only for a moment,

then the moment's gone

All my dreams

Pass before my eyes, a curiosity

Dust in the wind

All they are is dust in the wind

Same old song

Just a drop of water in an endless sea

All we do

Crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see

Dust in the wind

All we are is dust in the wind, ohh

Now, don't hang on

Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky

It slips away

And all your money won't another minute buy

Dust in the wind

All we are is dust in the wind

Everything is dust in the wind....


(Kansas)

And a time for every purpose under heaven

The Ladyslipper chose today to bloom.

One year ago today, I saw my mother for the last time. I find myself missing her at the strangest times. When one of the strange flowers bloom, or when something good happens, I find myself dialing her phone number. Losing your mother is hard. There are so many memories good and bad, and right now, even the good ones make me cry. I regret hugely that I was not able to get to the hospital in time to speak to her. She knew that I loved her, but it would have been nice to be able to tell her one more time, and know that she heard me. I have mostly stopped having the bad dream of her lying in that hospital bed. I have consciously worked very hard to replace that dream with others from happier times.


When you are a little kid, you think your parents will live forever. Then you grow up, and life rudely reminds you that no matter how much you might believe otherwise, everyone dies some day. There is no escape. We always think there will be time....tomorrow. Eventually, there are no more tomorrows.


I know that for her, it was a blessing. She had polio early in life, and suffered with post polio syndrome for many years. She was in constant pain. The only comfort I can find in all of this is that she is no longer living every day in pain and misery. For her sake, I hope that she is with my father now. She loved him, and missed him very much.


My heart aches. I miss her so... Rest in peace mother.





A time to be born, a time to die

A time to plant, a time to reap...

A time to laugh, a time to weep

To everything there is a season


And a time for every purpose under heaven

A hidden face


This kind of creeped me out for some reason. I was looking at the picture on the front page of the blog for some reason, and I saw this monkey face. I spend a lot of time looking for pictures, or things in stuff like rocks, trees, whatever. I can't believe I missed this for so long. Do you see it?

Pinwheel galaxy

A galaxy outside our front door. I thought these looked like some of the photos taken by the hubble telescope.

This one even has it's own alien.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

A short rant...well ok, a really long rant

This morning was busy for me. I had a double header going on. Vet to float and draw coggins, and mowing guy. I engaged Doug's Brushhog service to come mow my pasture. We did not set a definite date, due to the threat of (nonexistent) rain. I had scheduled the vet last week, and the brushhog dood called last night and wanted to come today. Killing two birds with one stone. I scheduled him for 8 am. The vet was coming at 9, so that would give me time to catch the horses and feed them, and then get the hot tape down and gates opened for the mower dood.

Everything went just peachy. The horses did not understand why I came out in the pasture without any food. OH GOD!!! She hasn't got any FOOD! WHERE IS THE FOOD?? They followed me around like dogs while I picked up their feeders and took them in the little feed area. I swear, I feed them twice a day...every day. If they could talk, they would lie and say I starved them. (The vet said something about hog fat when he was drawing Baxter's coggins. I told him he should have seen him two months ago...smart ass) They got their slop and some hay, and I opened up the pasture for the mower dood. He showed up just as i was finishing. I told him to look for a few feeders that I could not find, and asked him to leave the grass about 8" tall. He said he would (and he did). I had searched for all Prisoner Y's toys, but I didn't find them all. Doug found them... with the mower... oops! :)

So, I left him mowing and drove my truck up to the barn. I needed to check and make sure that there was a place available for the vet to hoist Susie's head up for the floating. I had to run a couple of horses out of the barn and lock the gate, but otherwise, it was all good.

The vetting was short and sweet. Drew coggins on them both. Susie acted like we were trying to kill her. I think because she could not see Baxter who was back in the round pen. Doc checked her teeth and pronounced that she was good for at least another 6 months, and probably a year! That is good. She takes forever to come out of the sedative, and I worry about her. Plus, it was way cheaper than I'd expected. YAY! I was very proud of Baxter. He has lived such a sheltered life. He hasn't had much experience outside his little world. I was a bit worried about walking them both the the barn. There are horses on both sides of the road and they always run up to the fence when horses are walked by. He was such a big boy. He followed along and never even looked around. I was very pleased with him. I think his mind is catching up with his body. Last year the walk to the vet visit was accomplished by airs above the ground! This year, he acted like we do this every day. Good BOY!

And now, back to the subject of my rant. After I'd run the horses out of the big barn, I was sitting in my truck and out of the shadow of another small barn ambled a big black horse. I wanted to cry. This horse is **maybe** a two on the fitness scale. Could be a 1.5. It is obviously a thoroughbred. You can see every single rib. His spine and hipbones are showing. He is so malnourished that he is losing all his hair. His coat is dull and so is his eye. He looks tired. He is plodding along looking for stray blades of grass. He actually stumbled while I was watching him. Needless to say, I was absolutely sick. I looked around, and there were 4 bales of hay in the barn by his paddock. WTF?? Anyone with one good working brain cell can tell that this horse is fucking starving! When it saw me, it nickered at me. That was IT. I threw it some hay, and it came immediately and started eating. I stood there and watched it a bit. It was definitely very hungry. It didn't move until all the hay was gone...every single piece. That was when I noticed that this poor starving horse had shoes on all four feet, and it's mane had been pulled! Some ignorant moron is actually riding it! I got in my truck and sat there watching this poor sad soul, wishing the most vile possible punishment on the (nominally a) person who owns it.

While I was waiting for the vet, the barn manager drove up. After chatting a bit, I asked him what was up with the big horse. He said that the girl who owns it was 18, broke, jobless, and homeless (she apparently lives at the barn I guess?). She has 3 horses there, a mare/baby, and the big horse. He also said that she has not paid him any board in a year, so effectively, all her horses were his. Then he said that he had been feeding the horse for a month and now it was costing *him* money. He said he was feeding it "two scoops" of "grain" and weight builder, and half a bale of hay a day. Well, that is obviously not enough. He said the horse was an "old race horse", and so it was a hard keeper. Exqueeze me??? Just because a horse is a TB does not automatically make it a hard keeper, and thus it's OK for it to be a bag of bones! Baxter is mostly TB, and according to my vet is "hog fat" on less than this poor horse eats every day. This horse shows none of the usual signs of being "old" either. It has no white hairs anywhere on it's body. It's face doesn't have that look. You know the look...the old horse look. He then said the dumbest damn thing I have ever heard in my whole entire (not small) experience with horses... He had him in "quarantine" because the horse was losing his hair, and he didn't know if it was something "catching". Oh My Dear Lord. I said, uh, the horse is starving. THAT is why he is losing his hair. I mean shit. Somebody hold me back before I commit some heinous crime.

He also told me that the girl who owns him takes him to the local small shows hoping to impress the boys. She is apparently quite the um.... little party girl. She likes to impress the boys. I wonder why the judges at the horse show did not call someone about this poor horses' condition. I told the barn mgr that it was a good thing he was feeding the horse, because I had been ready to take pictures and call the animal people. He said I didn't need to do that because he had some people who wanted the horse and had a 40 acre farm where they were going to turn it out with a couple of mules. At least it would have grass to eat. Shit. I did tell him that if I saw anyone riding that horse that I *would* be taking pictures, and going to the authorities. I think that scared him a bit. I really don't fucking care. I am sick and tired of hearing excuses about stuff like this.

I normally mind my own business, but this time, I had to say something. It may get me kicked out, but at this point, I don't care. I think that the manager believes he is doing well by the horse. Unfortunately, he is not, and the horse is paying the price. I told him that the horse needs hay in front of him all the time, and not that shit prairie hay he is feeding him now. Plus, the manager needs to understand that half of a 30 pound bale of hay a day is simply not enough for a 16 hand horse that should way 1100 pounds. There is not enough nutrition in that hay to even maintain weight, let alone put weight on. It probably takes more calories to digest it than it has in it.

Part of owning or managing a barn is being responsible for every horse there. This means that you actually look at the horses. You also check the water tanks. If a horse is hurt or sick, you pick up the phone and call the owner. If you can't find the owner, then you call the vet. If someone does not pay their board and you take possession of their horses, then that means YOU are responsible for FEEDING them. Period. You don't get to sit around and watch a horse starve with no repercussions. If you don't have the means to care for the horse, or you just don't want to, then get rid of it, or have it put down by the vet. Watching a horse starve 20 feet from your back door is inexcusable.

This kind of thing is why "self care" operations rarely, if ever, work. Most people are well intentioned, but clueless about what horses need. They don't have any idea how to tell if a horse needs something it is not getting. They can't tell if a horse is sick and needs a vet. They either don't know, or they don't care. When they don't have the money to make their house payment, you can bet they don't have the money to feed/shoe/vet their horse(s). You can make all the rules you like about how things will be, but enforcing them in a self care situation is nearly impossible. Hell, you can't even get people to fill their water tanks, and the water is free!. I know because I have filled tanks at the barn. That is one thing I will do is make sure there is water. Otherwise, I don't mess with other people's horses. I have seen a lot of things at this place that just give me the heebie jeebies. Horses hobbling around on 3 legs, skinny horses, and even one brood mare with a fricking fist sized hole in her belly. A real hole! I always call the manager and tell him. To date, he has never even once come down and looked at a horse I have called him about. He always says something soothing like "I think they called the vet about that", figuratively pats me on the head, and says goodbye. At that point, I have to just not look any more.

I didn't have my camera today, but I have to go pay my board bill later this week, so I will take it and if the poor guy is still there I will get pictures. I was chatting with the vet while he made out my bill. He asked who owned the skinny horse and I told him. He said he remembered the girl and frowned. He said he didn't think she took very good care of any of her horses. I said that I saw a starving horse, not a sick one...he nodded and said that is what he saw too. After seeing and hearing all I heard I can almost...*almost* understand the rabid animal rights people. This kind of self indulgent bullshit carried on while a starving animal is standing 5 feet away from food is just that... bullshit. Part of the reason I am so upset about this is that 8 months or so ago, I saw this same horse when it was owned by another girl. She had bought him from the killer auction. He was thin, as you'd expect a passed around auction horse to be, but he was shiny and full of life. He was maybe 50 pounds shy of where he needed to be. All in all, he appeared to be a healthy, happy horse. I told the manager to take him down and put him in my paddock. I really can't afford it, but I'll be damned if I will stand around and let that happen. He said he was going to call the people that wanted him. If he is still there in a week, I may be the owner of a horse that needs a good home. Damn. I am so angry. My ulcer is unhappy. Why do people have to suck so bad? This is wrong on so many levels.

There...I feel better, somewhat.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

There's a fungus among us!

Poor Prisoner Y! In the space of less than a week, he has gone from a carefree over-stuffed appalachian sofaback gelding to a fungus covered, sore boy. It started out with one scabby sore on his pastern. Within 36 hours, his legs were covered up with it. He gets photosensitized to the dew, and develops these horrible sores on his legs and muzzle. Poor boy!

Last year when he developed this, I had dislocated my knee, and he was such a hand full that my hero, Joleen offered to take him and treat him. He had also injured his neck/head/back/whatever, and was a real pill to try to do anything with since the vet, in his infinite wisdom, would not listen to me and ended up roughing the boy up. Asshole.

Anyway, back to today... I mixed up a fresh batch of wonder goo. It has baby butt cream, antibiotic, anti fungal, and anti itch meds in it. You slather it on and it is healed up within a week. Simply amazing, and waaay cheaper than the vet's version. After they ate, I let them in to mow the grass in the feed area. I caught him without any fuss, and led him outside to the tree I'd picked to tie him up. I had already hung up a hay bag with a flake of really nice alfalfa in it. I tied his happy ass to the tree and left him there. I went to visit with Prisoner X for a bit. She was happy to get a belly scrub :) Then I sat in my truck for a bit and just let him figure out that he wasn't going anywhere. When he settled down to eat hay, I took the pot-o-goo over and started slathering it on. Front legs were no problem at all. He got lots of pats and some cookies. His back legs were so sore that he was not happy about me rubbing on the goo, but he stood pretty well. I hit a sore spot, and he pulled back and then pushed. When he pushed, he caught a fingernail, and thought I had stuck him with something. That caused a minor blow up and a tiny bit of thrashing about. Fortunately, he remembered that thrashing while tied will get him nowhere, and he stopped. All told, it took about 15 minutes and we were done. No drama, no fuss. I was so pleased with him. He was such a pill last year that I was expecting the worst, but was determined not to lose my temper, and not to give up. I gave him a good grooming, which he loved, a few more cookies, and left him to eat some more hay. He stood quietly with a leg cocked and munched away. After another little while, I untied him, shot the wormer in his mouth, and let him back out with The Nanny.

I am so pleased with him. Just when I worry that he is going to be a total dick, he surprises me and is a gentleman. Good BOY!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Denial


As much as I have tried very hard to deny it, today was my Mother's birthday.

Happy Birthday Mom. We all miss you so much.

Love,
Me

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Drive is done

YAY! My new driveway and walks are done. We poured both of the walks yesterday. I think they look great.

This is the walk down the side of the drive to the porch. Bill is not 100% happy with it, but I think it's great. He is such a perfectionist :-P



Here it is going to the street and the mail box.


The sidewalks and borders on the driveway were stamped without any color. What you see is the release we use. We are going to seal the plain broomed concrete fields later this week. Then we will wait about a month or so and we will stain the walks and borders the same color as the mailbox post. This is going to look cool.

This is the sidewalk on my side of the drive. Bill made the curb pretty high, so I can't jump off the side any more. His big old avalanche hogs the driveway, and he makes fun of me for driving on the grass. He can bite me!

Here is my StampMonkey seal of approval!

I can't wait till it is stained. It is going to be very pretty.

We had a visitor yesterday. He was enjoying the new porch!

Saturday, August 16, 2008

HRH Blondie the Bodacious

Here she is sitting on her throne, looking serene. She is so cute :) She loves sitting up on boxes. She under the table where Bill is looking at plans.
 Here she is mad. She wants to know who stole her nose??? She is possibly the cutest dog ever.


Oh dear lord!



It is fly season here, in spades. The wet, wet spring/summer have made it possible for the flies to breed like mad. It drives the horses insane. Lots of buckfarting and running like crazy things. It can be dangerous to go out in the pasture with them if they big flies are biting. This is why they get so crazy. It *hurts* when these suckers bite! I would freak out too! This one had been swatted a couple of days before, so it was a little dried up...it was bigger when we swatted it.

Friday, August 15, 2008

Twenty One Thousand Days...

Well, I haven't really waited that long, it just seems like it. It is however, one of my favorite songs. I have waited 21 years for my new driveway and front porch. The plumber's sink always drips, and the cobler's children have no shoes.....

Since we have decided to move, we really needed to put in a new driveway. It will make the house sell much faster in this neighborhood, and it looks pretty spiffy (Hi Joleen :)).

Here are pictures from before, during and after.

Here is the driveway as Bill is tearing it out. Skip was tied up, so Bill got to have a loader rodeo!
Woohoo :)



Look at that sucker buck!





I gotta love him, but my husband is the most anal retentive person alive. See how neatly he had to stack the concrete? He fussed with it more stacking it than he did tearing it out. All in all he had a blast. Of course he vehemently denies this, but I know better.


This is a big assed pile of roots that we had to tear out from under the old drive, and the place the new sidewalk is going to be placed. Sheesh!



Here is my work truck. Pretty cool huh? Oh here are some of the tools we use. The one I use the most is the corrugated float in front. It gets pretty heavy after a while :)




This is our motley crew. Here are Jorge and Francisco, doing what they do best...watching us work. The other one is Pedro. He is a good guy, and works pretty hard. It has been a sad week for Pedro. His father passed away. He wanted to come to work though. I guess it keeps his mind off of his father :(




Here is the front porch ready to be placed. I didn't get there fast enough to take a real before pic. The porch was about 5 feet deep and was covered by the overhang. The new one is the bomb. It is big enough to have a small table and chairs! The drive is ready to pour too. We poured the top section of the drive and the porch at the same time.





Now with the concrete placed.


Here they are stamped. We only stamped the borders, and left the fields plain. This neighborhood is very plain, and if we had stamped the whole driveway, it would have been way too much. As it is, it will look very fancy when it is finished. Bill did an excellent job designing it. It is fancy enough to attract attention, but not too overwhelming for the house. The stones on the porch are cantilevered and will look like actual rocks laid on the porch, and then grouted. Coolness. It is very strange to have to develop new habits after 21 years. Suddenly there are no steps into the door. I almost fell down the first time I went out the door! The dogs would not come out for a while. It was funny.




The stones on the border of both the driveway and the porch will be chemically stained to match our mailbox post. It is really going to make it special. It is probably too fancy for this neighborhood, but I believe it will make the house sell much faster.



Here is the approach that kicked our collective asses. The mud came hot, and it just flat blew up on us. That means it got hard WAY too fast, but Bill saved my ass again. He's cool :)

Here is evidence that I really do work, and also that I really need to go on a diet. Ugh.

Monday we will set up and pour the sidewalks on either side of the driveway. They will be stained to match the borders. Almost done! YAY!!!! Who would think something as mundane as a driveway would be so exciting??


Monday, August 11, 2008

Bax fix(ed)

I know there are a lot of Baxter fans out there (ha), so here is an update on him, and of course the Nanny.

Remember the slash on his hock? Well that is all healed up, and it left the smallest of scars. Here is a before and after. I think it looks great compared to the day it happened. I am happy with it.



You can see it better if you click on it for the larger version. I should have lightened it up, but I didn't think about it.



Here are the prisoners upon my arrival at the holding facility. Prisoner X, aka The Nanny, is absolutely positive that she is sorely abused and will surely starve before the grub is dished up.


While Prisoner Y, aka Baxter Black, is grinning, trying to show his willingness to cooperate with the warden if it will make dinner appear faster.


Prisoner Y had a bit of a temper tantrum as dinner was being served. For some reason, he thought that he should eat first. The warden disabused him of this notion, and he rebelled. A thorough buck-fart session ensued, and when that didn't work, he decided it would be better to eat second than expend any more energy. Thank goodness! Prisoner X wanted nothing to do with the insurrection, and kept a wide berth until slop was served. All was right with the world once the feeders were filled.



He is so exhausted after his belligerant outburt that he can hardly chew his slop



Here they both are showing off their summer coats. Prisoner X looks pretty normal. She is just a lighter shade of red than usual.

Prisoner Y is doing his best imitation of a smutty buckskin, in an effort to disguise himself. He is hoping for an escape opportunity.


He sees an escape opportunity and rushes to the unguarded gate, only to find his big fat ass will not fit through the opening. Dammit!

This picture is going to be on the Baxter wall in my new house (when I get a new house). It's such a classic hunter type picture. He can be very photogenic, unlike his warden :) Ain't he purdy?

Here is why he would not survive long in the wild. He does this all the time. A deaf horse should not eat with it's eyes closed. I have watched him graze this way... he just moseys around with his eyes closed. It is fun to sneak up on him. He jumps straight up in the air. Just don't sneak up on his butt end, or you could get a face full of foot!

I am sad to report that both prisoners have been sentenced to (a) life... of bliss....